[ID: fanedit of Naruto and Sasuke official art by Misashi Kishimoto. They are facing each other, heads tilted opposite ways, with noses touching. They are in greyscale, with a black background. There is also a trans flag stripe in the background running between them. End ID]
Punky Pandamez
ABOUT
Hi, I’m Punky Pandamez. I’m 26, use he/they pronouns, and I’m a bi trans-masc moron to the highest degree.NSFW fanwriter and fanartist.
Have been obsessed with Naruto since I was 12 (yes I do have several things wrong with me, next question lmao).
Mainly SNS but also dabble in other pairings.
Other fandoms: Pokemon, Avatar the Last Airbender, Hunter x Hunter, Dungeon MeshiI’m also a huge sap so if you see me talking about someone named Diot, that’s my husband lol.¡También hablo español!
[ID: manga panel from Naruto and Sasuke's first reunion in Shippuden. Sasuke's face is on the left, Naruto's on the right. They are staring at each other. Naruto is sweating. End ID]
COMMISSIONS:
RULES AND HOW-TO'S
☆ please make sure you read ALL the rules ☆- fandoms: naruto, pokemon, avatar the last airbender (no legend of korra, sorry!), dungeon meshi
- nsfw is 100% cool
- NO's- rape, non-con, dub-con, pedophilia, incest, “step fantasy”/other types of incest roleplay between unrelated characters, teacher/student, CGL, age regression, omorashi/piss, scat, vomiting, flatulence and burping, eating disorders and dieting.
- accepting OC x character! please be sure to send me details about the OC or else i won't be able to draw/write it!
- fic: ONE-SHOTS ONLY. please note if you have a preference for length. my usual is 1.5k-3k words.
- character x reader is also okay! feel free to specify reader’s pronouns, identity, and verbiage around body parts. otherwise i will write it gender neutral, they/them pronouns, and non-specified language for body parts.
- original writing is more flexible- please dm me with your ideas and we'll talk
- art: max 3 people/characters in one image, simple backgrounds only. feel free to provide refs if you want something specific (ex. certain outfit, hairstyle, etc.)-HOW TO REQUEST ON BUY ME COFFEE
1. choose the amount you want to send2. either leave some way to contact you in the notes (ex. tumblr username, twitter handle, etc.) or email me at [email protected]3. you’re done! i will contact you when i have a finished draft. feel free to contact me for updates/time estimates.-HOW TO REQUEST COMMS ON PATREON
- Commissions are not included in the price of tiers, but I do let the client choose the prices- PLEASE don't make me regret that decision.
- Anyone can commission content from me. You can reach me by: messaging me on tumblr @punk-pandame, twitter at @punk_pandame, or emailing me at [email protected].
-MEMBERSHIPS
Sneak peeks, WIP updates, exclusive content, and monthly shout-outs could all be yours by becoming a member! Check out the memberships tab on the left at my BuyMeCoffee page. Memberships can be paid on a monthly or yearly basis. Your continuous support will help me keep making the writing and art you like to see!
NOW ALSO AVAILABLE ON PATREON!
[ID: a manga panel of Sai. It is a bird's eye view perspective. He is riding one of his ink birds over a forest. End ID]
Do not repost my art or writing anywhere without permission.
Message me if you have questions or concerns.
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To all the lovely writers and artists out there: if something I make inspires you to make something too, please tag me!!! Or send a link or something. I wanna see it please 🥺
WARNINGS & DNI
- NO RAPE/NON-CON ALLOWED!!! I don’t write or draw it and I don’t wanna see it. This includes teacher/student shit.
- NO INCEST EITHER OH MY FUCKING GOD
- Favorite past times include stomping out pedos and punching Nazis so watch the fuck out. I don't tolerate flaming pieces of shit in my general vicinity
- I’m a grown ass person, if you’re not comfortable interacting with adults then just block me. My age is listed for a reason.
- If I reblog something from you or follow you and you’re not comfortable with it just lmk and I’ll delete the post/unfollow/block as needed. I don’t always remember to read bios/carrds because of the things wrong with my brain, so I’m sorry if I accidentally violate your own rules/DNI. Please don’t be afraid to let me know!!! I’ll delete the post/unfollow/block/etc.
- Remember the golden rule of “don’t like, don’t look”, kids. I’ll either ignore your hate anons or roast you to shit lmao
[ID: a three-quarter view of Sasuke's face. His Sharingan is on. He has three tomoe. End ID]
TAGS AND ACCESSIBILITY
Note: I was really good about tagging all my Tumblr posts but have been slacking lately, please feel free to call me out/req tags
I tag common warnings!!!
My system for tagging potentially triggering content on Tumblr is the thing by itself, then the thing with a tw at the end. Most common are flash, eyestrain, alcohol, smoking, drugs, blood, and injury. If the triggering thing is only mentioned I sometimes also tag it as the thing with mention after it.
Example: image below is tagged #blood #blood tw
[ID: a manga panel from the Land of Waves arc. Naruto is holding Sasuke in his arms. He is covered in senbon and bleeding. Naruto is going Kyuubi-mode, screaming "I'll kill you!". Haku is shown at the very bottom, wearing his mask. There are exclamation points to show that he is shocked by this turn of events. End ID]
If you need me to tag something specific or if I missed a tag, please tell me in the Tumblr ask box or DM's. Make sure you specify which post(s) and what needs to be tagged.All works on AO3 are extensively tagged. If I missed a tag, please let me know in the comments or on Tumblr. Please be sure to provide the name of the fic(s) and what tag(s) need to be added.
FREQUENT TAGS LIST
| Tag | Meaning/Purpose |
|---|---|
| naruto | anything naruto-related |
| notnaruto | anything not naruto-related for blockability |
| sns | anything sasuke x naruto or naruto x sasuke |
| notsns | anything not sasuke x naruto or naruto x sasuke for blockability |
| nsf uu | anything even vaguely NSFW is tagged with this for blockability; includes things like nudity, sexual activity, and drug use, among others. |
| punky's fics | fanfic I wrote (also posts complaining about writing) |
| punky draws | fanart I made (and complaining about drawing) |
| punkymon | pokemon drawings tag! also tagged as pokemon |
| fics with friends | fics written with others (usually through the askbox); also tagged as "punky's fics" |
| tto1us | specific tag for my fic "the transformation of one uchiha sasuke" on ao3 |
| stoned bitch blues | poetry and other stuff i word-vomit when i’m stoned and think is profound but laugh at the next day. these used to live in my notes app but apparently i’ve decided i want to share them from now on. |
| punky IRL | stories from my actual life. all names (including mine!) changed for privacy and so i don’t get a mob trying to toss rocks through my windows. |
| princess nova | Cat tag! We adopted Nova my August 31, 2021 at age 1yr, and count that as both her birthday and gotcha day. She is very cute and very smol 🖤 |
| shut up punky | All original posts not belonging to the above tags |
| katon: goukaqueue no jutsu | Posts from my queue |
| clown to clown communication | Posts where I’m interacting with others (mostly asks) |
| not to fandom tag this but | Posts I’ve decided have naruto energy but aren’t actually about naruto; usually followed by the character(s) and/or scene I’m reminded of |
| real trans boy hours | general tag for queer and LGBTQ+ stuff (mostly trans-related shitposts tbh); the "it pride!" tag also contains this content but posted during Pride Month (June). |
| brain no worky | mental health/illness posting, neurodivergency posting, brain fog posting, my brain generally being a piece of shit posts |
| shitty flesh prison | chronic illness posting, chronic pain posting, autoimmune disease posting, migraine posting, body generally being an absolute piece of shit posting. |
| system maintenance | self care tag; often co-tagged with shitty flesh prison and/or brain no worky |
| picante | Latino stuff; frequently involves making fun of gringos askjlhgdak |
| anyway back to our regularly scheduled programming | Tag for when I haven’t been posting naruto for a while to let you know I’m off that bullshit and back on my usual bullshit lol |
| dungeons and dragons and dumbasses | tag for dungeons and dragons content, including oc's, art, and ficlets. |
| it's fuckin bats! i love halloween | halloween/spoopy tag |
| it's christmas in konoha | christmas/wintery tag |
| blowjob for my valentine | valentine's day tag |
[ID: a manga panel of Kakashi holding a book entitled "Make-Out Paradise". The word "TA-DA!" is behind him. End ID]
I am currently going back and adding image ID's to all my art on Tumblr. It will take some time to complete. Thank you for your patience while I make my posts more accessible!
IMAGE SOURCES
- Icons and headers on all platforms by me
- Images on carrd sourced from Naruto manga
[ID: manga panel of Itachi crouching on top of power lines. He is silhouetted against a full moon. End ID]